The language barrier is a beast. I’ve taken French since high school, but years of preparation have only left me able to conjugate with the best of them, but unable to communicate on the fly. That's actually a bit of an exaggeration. I can get by okay. But still.
An example. Today, I got lost. Like, for real for real, turned around in circles, take a seat and bust out a map of the world to figure out where you are, lost. (THAT is
NOT an exaggeration.) In addition to being lost, though, I was also a bit prideful. You’ll remember that little fear I have of looking like a tourist. Well, that fear means that I cannot ever look lost. So when I passed a nice French man at a café on the corner, and he said “
Bonjour, ça va?” instead of saying, “
Non, je me suis perdue” (conversational meaning: “I am lost”; word for word translation: "I lost myself." I find that ironically funny.), I simply smiled, said “
Ça va,” and kept walking. In the wrong direction. The man stopped me, though, and proceeded to talk to me as if we’ve known each other for years. The thing is, he thought we had. It reminded me of the teacher in Charlie Brown. Womp womp womp womp womp but I had no clue what he was trying to say. After I explained to him that, “
Je ne comprends pas. Je parle juste un peu francais” (I don’t understand you. I only speak a little French.), he told me, with plenty of hand gestures, rolled eyes, and sighs, that I looked like someone he knows. “
Désolé. Bonne journée,” he said (I’m sorry. Have a good day.).
Another example. After getting my bearings and making my way back to my neck of the woods (
Le Paris Pratique is an absolute lifesaver—thanks Henry!), I got a sandwich from a small
boulangerie near my hotel. There was a sign outside that said you could get a sandwich and a drink for 5 euros. I asked for a sandwich and a drink, but somewhere along the line, the 5 euro deal got lost in translation, and I ended up paying 6,70. I don’t care too much about the money. It’s the fact that I couldn’t tell the woman who took my order exactly what I wanted. It was a strange trade-off, because she understood that I wanted the sandwich warmed up, and she understood that I wanted a Fanta Orange, but when it came to me explaining the sign outside the window, I just didn't have the right verbs and adjectives to snag that 5 euro deal.
Life is strange, though, because about ten minutes after I left the shop, I had an almost fluent conversation with a woman at a small grocery store. She saw my bag from the
boulangerie, and got really excited. Apparently, she’s been looking for this bakery for a long time, and didn’t know there was one so close. I told her where it was located. She told me that the bakeries around here aren’t nearly as good as that one, and copied down the address.
So there you have it. I go from a blundering, lost foreigner who can read French without a problem, but who is unable to order a proper sandwich and drink, to giving directions to a woman in a grocery store, and assuring her that it’s a piece of cake to get to the bakery. (No pun intended, I promise.)
Shortly after the grocery store conversation, I enjoyed another small victory. The concierge finally addressed me in French. I think I’ve figured them out: they only know enough English to check you in. When you start asking more complicated questions, like “Why doesn’t my phone card work?” then they’re forced to revert to their native tongue. So today, I got to explain to the concierge that I followed the directions, but the phone still wouldn’t dial. And she understood me. :-)
I've taken to eavesdropping on conversations in the street and in cafés to try to add to my mental dictionary. My favorite thing to do is listen to little French children, particulary the 3-5 year-old crowd. I figure that out of everyone, they are the closest to my level. And they're the freaking cutest little kids ever. They're all plump and round and rosy-cheeked with big eyes and high pitched French little voices.
I hope my host family has little kids. That would be a blast. Speaking of which, I meet them tomorrow. J'espère qu'ils sont gentils. (I hope they're nice....)
:: Peace ::